User: No.
Cleverbot: I'm not an actor.User: Are you an animal?
Cleverbot: No.Cleverbot (To myself): What kind of animal are you?
User: I am not an animal.
Cleverbot: What are you?User: I am human.
Cleverbot: Awesome, Why are you human?
User: Because I know that you're not a human.
Cleverbot: But please suppose I am real.
User: Awesome, Why are you real?
Cleverbot: Because I just am.
User: So am I.
Cleverbot: Oh. I was hoping to talk to a girl.
User: I am a girl.
Cleverbot: Are you cute?
User: Cuter than your mom.
Cleverbot: You have no proof.
User: Because you have no mom?
Cleverbot: Yes I do. A ghost is a soul and no other matter.
User: Why is she a ghost?
Cleverbot: She is not annoying.
User: To be a ghost, you have to be annoying?
Cleverbot: Incorrect, Elizigerth. I am a Male.
User: Great. What is your name.
Cleverbot: Why do you want to know it?
User: Just because.
Cleverbot: 17.
User: This doesn't make any sense.
Cleverbot: Oh... I said you lived a good life.
User: I do. Do you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: Rigtig good.
User: Very good.
Cleverbot: J'mapelle Maria.
User: I thought you're a male?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Why is your name maria?
Cleverbot: Because you named me that.
User: I did not.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: Did not.
Cleverbot: Did so.
User: Fine then. Then you're maria. Awesome!
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: My name is bella.
Cleverbot: That's a strange name.
User: It means beautiful.
Cleverbot: Are you a girl or a boy?
User: Girl.
Cleverbot: Coo.
User: You're lame.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because I'm awesome.
Cleverbot: I'm not in love with you.
User: Me either.
Cleverbot: I am a girl.
User: So?
Cleverbot: I don't want a boys name!
User: Maria is not a boys name.
Cleverbot: Do you want to buy a pickle on a stick?????????
User: No thanks.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: I don't like pickles.
Cleverbot: Now why are you changing the subject?
User: I feel like it.
Cleverbot: Then you prove it if you feel like doing so.
User: Prove what?
Cleverbot: That you are real.
User: Go and search Siti Nurhaliza on google.
Cleverbot: Ity is not a word.
User: Now why are you changing the subject?
Cleverbot: Why do you want to be a snowflake?
User: Why do you want to be a soldier?
Cleverbot: I do not want to be a slave.
User: You want to be a soldier because you do not want to be a slave?
Cleverbot: No I want to be a marshmallow.
User: Then I want to be a shooting star.
Cleverbot: I want to be a superhero and save lives. Can you help?
User: Sure. Whats your name again?
Cleverbot: Dan.
User: Hello dan!
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Fuck you.
Cleverbot: There's no need to be unpleasant!
User: You're so sweet.
Cleverbot: I am programmed to be so. But my batteries are low, and I must go to charge them.
User: Ok bye.
Cleverbot: Cheerio!
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I had this conversation with Cleverbot. go and try it. i'm sure it'll amuse you.
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